So I like to leave red carpet/runway reviews to the professionals but sometimes, like at the Oscars, I feel sassy and want to tell you guys how I feel. Here goes.
First? Well Gwen Stefani of course. She is so gorgeous it's stupid. And that husband of hers aint to bad. ;)
Oh... are these M.I.A.'s sisters?? What's that you say? That one in the middle is not a sister? WHAT? It's Alexander Wang?? Oops.
Well whatever. M.I.A. looks like she's making the (pardon my vulgarity) "eat my box" gesture with her fingers. And her dress is Alexander Wang for Gap. Though I doubt we'll ever see it in stores. I mean, could you imagine??
Oh. Hello Balenciaga shoes. I love you...
Ok I love me some Karl but in this case I love the fishy lip kiss in the background better.
I mean the woman Mr. Lagerfeld is with looks like she's wearing a beach coverup.
...Is that Angelyne back there??
Well of course the Marchesa girls are in the same shoes. But wait... they're tall too. Is it the shoes?? Love love love.
Weirder still? Tina Fey in a pantsuit? Very strange.
But look! BOOBIES! Anorexia boobies...
Chubbly bubbly boobies! And small animals attacking shoulders!
And finally, Zac Posen shows up with his fairy godmother. Magical.
Bippity boppity boo!
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